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rave-inmydreams:

I don’t understand how there are days where I’m extremely happy for no reason and days where I hate everyone, every living thing and the whole conception of life.

WHY 

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ballinciaga: OH MY GOD
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jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

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romanbased1: z
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me when I see a really attractive stranger
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riningear: recreationalcannibalism: daringstars: horny-heiwajima: Yup. Disney sure was racist before they added a black woman. Because everyone knows that the only races there are in the world is black and not black. Silly Disney. While I love Princess and the frog, the idea that Disney hadn’t done any other racial differences is mindblowing. I mean really? Add to that the “Ooh, mixed race couple! How inclusive!” argument. Because Disney Has never Done that The last one isn’t even the same fucking species. I think this was the whole point of that last one.
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katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

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